Archive for February 2008
Never Again
Oh how I showed my ass Saturday night. Not literally, of course (at least I don’t think so), but figuratively.
Between 6PM and 10PM I had about 15 duck farts, two orangutans, a healthy swig of some orange-flavored moonshine, some of a friend’s drink when mine ran out and I stole hers, and at least two big gulps from a pitcher of bear.
I don’t think the moonshine was offered, I just took it from the guy’s hand and he didn’t bother to stop me.
At one point I tried to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t because I kept falling into the walls. Some friends had to help me back to my room. Then things got really bad. I’ll never live this down.
NEVER AGAIN!
I think I’m in love
I fell in love with a 1974 Chevrolet Caprice convertible last night. I stopped by a friend’s father’s ATV shop and there it was in the back. It’s for sale even. It’s about 67 feet long and 28 feet wide and like The B-52’s Chrysler, it seats about 20.
It’s similar to this one in almost all but color:
*swoon*
