Never Again
Oh how I showed my ass Saturday night. Not literally, of course (at least I don’t think so), but figuratively.
Between 6PM and 10PM I had about 15 duck farts, two orangutans, a healthy swig of some orange-flavored moonshine, some of a friend’s drink when mine ran out and I stole hers, and at least two big gulps from a pitcher of bear.
I don’t think the moonshine was offered, I just took it from the guy’s hand and he didn’t bother to stop me.
At one point I tried to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t because I kept falling into the walls. Some friends had to help me back to my room. Then things got really bad. I’ll never live this down.
NEVER AGAIN!
um, was that a pitcher of bear as in the kind of hops beverage that we used to refer to generically as “Old Bear Whiz”?
B^p
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Douglas Michael Massing
Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 2:31 am