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“Innocent” plea for phobes

In an update to this entry, the three neanderthals have all been rightfully charged with their hate crimes.

The “leader” was originally charged with a second-degree felony charge of aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury but that was bumped to a first-degree felony charge after the application of the hate-crimes element. He could get up to 99 years in prison. I won’t feel bad if he gets it…

The other two involved were each charged with lesser misdemeanor charges but those were elevated to Class A misdemeanor charges by the hate-crimes application. They face up to 20 years in prison. Again, no crying here.

At their court appearance, they all plead “innocent”.



Written by Jeff

Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 11:29 pm

Air Force Researched Gay Bomb :o

Absolutely shocking! During the Clinton Administration (and this just proves that everyone had sex on the brain back then) the Air Force was looking into non-leathal weapons. One of the weapons was an aphrodisiac that would make soldiers lust for each other in order to create a “distasteful but completely non-lethal blow” to troop morale.


On a lighter note:  “blow”… “distasteful”… Need I say more? :p


Update (June 2007): It’s amazing that this is just now news. I posted this, what, 2 years ago? On the other hand, check out this wonderful image. It was accompanying an article on this subject at The Daily Telegraph.

make love not war

Written by Jeff

Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 3:13 am

*Gasp!* Brad and Jen Split

Woe is me! Brad Pitt (hottie) and Jennifer Aniston have split. It’s such big news that People is rushing this week’s issue four days early. Us Weekly is pushing theirs out today in NYC and LA, with national release on Thursday.

Just in case you couldn’t tell, that was sarcasm. This whole thing is stupid—except the part about Brad Pitt being a hottie.

I find it to be a sad commentary on the state of our society that these magazines are rushing their issues for something this trivial.

I mean, if it were about Cher I’d understand…


In other “news”, Cynthia Nixon (Miranda, Sex and the City) will guest star on ER in February as a mother who has a stroke. This could be fun. Sissy Spacek will be on the week before as a woman from Dr. Weaver’s past.

Also, Idina Menzel, the Tony Award-winning star of Wicked broke a rib when she fell through a trap door during a Saturday matinee. The show was stopped for 45 minutes while her understudy was prepared for the green-skinned role of Elpheba, the Wicked Witch of the West.

But we all know that she’s not really wicked and the Ozians pushed her into meanness. She can’t be wicked because no one mourns the wicked, and Glinda mourned her loss…

Written by Jeff

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:11 am

New depths of Stupidity/Bigotry

A Saudi cleric blames the Indian Ocean tsunami on gays, other sinners…

In an interview translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) Web site, Sheik Fawzan Al-Fawzan said that the disaster was a result of “stupid people” going against God’s word in the area.

Transmitted on Saudi television, he included people who took part in “fornication, homosexuality, usury” and “corruption” in his damning diatribe, calling on people across the world to “atone for their sins.”

“These great tragedies and collective punishments that are wiping out villages, towns, cities and even entire countries are Allah’s punishments of the people of these countries, even if they are Muslims,” the professor at Al-Imam University said.

I don’t think any commentary from me is really necessary…


Written by Jeff

Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:20 pm