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Therapists rejoice; plan for new pools, cars, and houses.

Therapists and counselors have reason to celebrate today. Last night, Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant yet again. Analysts are pleased because now they’ll be able to acquire new houses, add pools, and send their kids to college.

Not everyone’s happy, though. Child welfare officials are afraid that additional Spears-Federline children will overtax their already over-burdened office. Little Sean Preston already has a history of dark behaviour. He’s tried to run away from Brits and Kevvy twice now, once once by trying to carjack his own mother and then a few weeks later by attempting to flee while the ‘rents weren’t watching. That attempt, however, ended badly when he landed on his head.

Child Welfare is so worried that plans are in place to take the Law & Order approach and spin the Spears cases off into a separate unit. “Child Welfare: The Spears Division” is set to act at a moment’s notice. – Spears: Another baby on the way – May 9, 2006


Written by Jeff

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 1:25 am

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