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Never Again

Oh how I showed my ass Saturday night. Not literally, of course (at least I don’t think so), but figuratively.

Between 6PM and 10PM I had about 15 duck farts, two orangutans, a healthy swig of some orange-flavored moonshine, some of a friend’s drink when mine ran out and I stole hers, and at least two big gulps from a pitcher of bear.

I don’t think the moonshine was offered, I just took it from the guy’s hand and he didn’t bother to stop me.

At one point I tried to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t because I kept falling into the walls. Some friends had to help me back to my room. Then things got really bad. I’ll never live this down.



Written by Jeff

Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 11:33 pm

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I think I’m in love

I fell in love with a 1974 Chevrolet Caprice convertible last night. I stopped by a friend’s father’s ATV shop and there it was in the back. It’s for sale even. It’s about 67 feet long and 28 feet wide and like The B-52’s Chrysler, it seats about 20.

It’s similar to this one in almost all but color:

1975 Chevy Caprice


Written by Jeff

Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 6:22 pm

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