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Never Again

Oh how I showed my ass Saturday night. Not literally, of course (at least I don’t think so), but figuratively.

Between 6PM and 10PM I had about 15 duck farts, two orangutans, a healthy swig of some orange-flavored moonshine, some of a friend’s drink when mine ran out and I stole hers, and at least two big gulps from a pitcher of bear.

I don’t think the moonshine was offered, I just took it from the guy’s hand and he didn’t bother to stop me.

At one point I tried to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t because I kept falling into the walls. Some friends had to help me back to my room. Then things got really bad. I’ll never live this down.



Written by Jeff

Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Posted in Nonsense

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  1. um, was that a pitcher of bear as in the kind of hops beverage that we used to refer to generically as “Old Bear Whiz”?


    Douglas Michael Massing

    Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 2:31 am

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