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Hackers use nekkid Britney for exploit

InformationWeek is reporting that hackers were trying to use the lure of “nude Britney” to install an exploit on Windows machines.

  1. Who wants to see that?
  2. Who hasn’t already seen it?
  3. They must be using old pictures ’cause she’s totally let herself go since hooking up with K-bitch.

Hackers Promise ‘Nude Britney Spears’ Pix To Plant .ANI Exploit

Written by Jeff

Thursday, April 5, 2007 at 3:19 am

Posted in Britney, Software

What’s out of control about a shaved head?

Okay so Britney has gone and shaved her head but what’s out of control about that? I mean, if the bitch wasn’t out of control before, why does cutting off all of her hair suddenly thrust her outside the norm?

If she’d shown up with a jagged, half-shaven head that looked like she’d done it herself in the car then I’d be more understanding, but her head is, from all indications, perfectly shaved. Why does this suddenly make her crazy if nothing she’s done prior did?

Oh yeah, Miss Thang needs to check her own hair “style” before criticizing others’.

abc7.com: Southern California news leader – Britney’s New Look Is Bald

Written by Jeff

Saturday, February 17, 2007 at 3:52 am

Posted in Britney, Music

Sean Preston attempts escape—again

save sean prestonLittle Sean Preston Spears is up to his old tricks again. Yesterday he hatched yet another scheme to escape from his mother and the garbageman father. He arranged for a banana peel to be painted to match the sidewalk and placed in his mother’s path causing her to stumble. Unfortunately, her bodyguards were able to block his escape. Sadly, he did lose his favorite hat in the attempt.

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Written by Jeff

Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 1:18 am

Posted in Britney, Humor

Therapists rejoice; plan for new pools, cars, and houses.

Therapists and counselors have reason to celebrate today. Last night, Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant yet again. Analysts are pleased because now they’ll be able to acquire new houses, add pools, and send their kids to college.

Not everyone’s happy, though. Child welfare officials are afraid that additional Spears-Federline children will overtax their already over-burdened office. Little Sean Preston already has a history of dark behaviour. He’s tried to run away from Brits and Kevvy twice now, once once by trying to carjack his own mother and then a few weeks later by attempting to flee while the ‘rents weren’t watching. That attempt, however, ended badly when he landed on his head.

Child Welfare is so worried that plans are in place to take the Law & Order approach and spin the Spears cases off into a separate unit. “Child Welfare: The Spears Division” is set to act at a moment’s notice.

CNN.com – Spears: Another baby on the way – May 9, 2006

Written by Jeff

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 1:25 am